About Us
HanShootsFirst.org was created by a few Star Wars fan bois, who are geniunely pissed off that George Lucas refuses to release the theatrical versions Star Wars. While we enjoy many aspects of the Special Editions, we are irritated by Lucas' obstinate attitude on what the fans are asking to see.
When he does listen to the fans, good things happen:
- With the fizzle and fade of N'Sync, think how stupid Episode II would have looked with them in it now.
- Most fans could almost (stress on almost) tolerate Jar Jar in Episdoe II.
- Letting Spielberg direct Episode III (well, maybe that didn't happen, but we have a pretty good feeling we were right on this one too).
We don't make any money on this site. We have real jobs, and run this site as a hobby (thank goodness websites don't cost a ton of money to run anymore). So if you're planning on suing us, it's probably not worth it, unless you would like to be paid in In-n-Out burgers (I've just been informed that Lucas' favourite food is burgers... we DO NOT have any burgers).
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