Han Shoots First - An Organization for the Preservation of a Star Wars that Doesn't Suck

Expanding our mission

We here at HanShootsFirst.org have decided to expand our charter. No longer are we here to protest the whole Greedo shoots first thing... we now hereby and officially reject Episodes I, II, and III from the Star Wars canon. These are horrible movies. HORRIBLE. I know, I know, there's a lot of you out there that say Episode III was good, even King-Star-Wars-Fan-Boi Kevin Smith himself said it was good.

He was wrong. I was wrong, we were all wrong, and you know it. Sure there were some great nostalgia moments like seeing the hallway of the Corellian Corvette and seeing the future Grand Moff Tarkin. But it was a bad movie, just like its previous ilk. Shameless, horrible movies.

Because of this: we are rejecting:

Episode I: The Phantom Menace - SUCKS
Episode II: Attack of Clones - SUCKS
Episode III: Revenge of the Sith - SUCKS

These films did happen, but they are no longer accepted as part of the Star Wars canon. As our title's been since day 1, we are "An Organization for the Preservation of Star Wars That Doesn't Suck," and boy, did these movies suck.


	No one cares if in Tie Fighter you achieved the rank of Grand Moff.